Some of my friends are....nerdy-ish sometimes. Here is a CFP from one of them to prove that you can perceive all forms of activities from an academic viewpoint, if you want to ;)
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CALL FOR SWIMMERS

The Umpteenth Conference in a Copenhagen Swimming Pool
(UCCSP '02)

13-14. September 2002
Copenhagen Swimming Pool

CONFERENCE DESCRIPTION:

The conference should give the participants an opportunity to relax their
intellectual resources through physical aquatic exercises, with an aim to
bring their minds to a higher level of swimming harmony.


PREREQUISITES:

Swimming gear, preferably including goggles, towel, shampoo (optional).


CONFERENCE PROGRAM:

1: Arrival
2: Registration (location: ticket counter)
3: Clothes-stripping event (location: gender-specific changing-rooms)
4: Sanitizary workshop I (location: gender-specific under showers)
5: Main swimming conference (location: pool)
6: Sanitizary workshop II (location: under gender-specific showers)
7: Optional conference banquet (location: local café)
8: Conference closing remarks and departure

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